Gibley Finds: Haiku

I’ve had this haiku saved for a while – it’s probably the first haiku to have made me laugh.

Four years ago, the prompt was a question on a Reddit thread: In haiku form, describe your most awkward sexual experience.

/u/WhiteBuddha wrote:

Dorm room; small mattress.
Throw her backwards onto bed.
Concrete wall, meet head.

Brilliant!